There have been a lot of reactions to the worldwide spread of the Corona Virus. Some people have panicked and hoarded supplies. Some are still going out and partying like it doesn’t matter. And still others are getting in fights on Facebook with random strangers about the Orange Ape and his response to this pandemic. … More Social Distancing
It’s-Better-If-You-Don’ts This is a list of things that the Flying Spaghetti Monster suggests you don’t do. Remember, he’s a positive god. Most of his wisdom is in the It’s-Better-If-You-Do section. However, there are a few things that the FSM wants to suggest that you don’t do. Cheat Sheet: 1. It’s Better If You Don’t Put … More Part Two of the Book of Tortellini
It’s-Better-If-You-Dos “Never focus on the things you cannot have. If you are lactose intolerant, do not despair that you cannot have ravioli stuffed with cheese. Rather, be grateful that you can have spaghetti or vegan lasagna.” The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a negative god. He doesn’t want to load you down with commandments about … More From the Book of Tortellini
In the Unitarian Church of Pasta, we celebrate High Holidays, Lesser Holidays, and Minor Holidays. As we have talked about the others, it is now time to learn about His Noodliness’s favorite type of holiday: The Lesser Holidays. These are fun because they add in a little bit of joy to otherwise boring bits of … More Minor Holidays
One of the things that His Noodliness talks about again and again in His bible is about valuing your time and your labor. For most people, if you really think about it, an hour of your life isn’t worth $8 or even $10 an hour. The corporations and the wealthy will try to convince you … More Value Your Time
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! 