Social Distancing

There have been a lot of reactions to the worldwide spread of the Corona Virus. Some people have panicked and hoarded supplies. Some are still going out and partying like it doesn’t matter. And still others are getting in fights on Facebook with random strangers about the Orange Ape and his response to this pandemic. … More Social Distancing

Minor Holidays

In the Unitarian Church of Pasta, we celebrate High Holidays, Lesser Holidays, and Minor Holidays. As we have talked about the others, it is now time to learn about His Noodliness’s favorite type of holiday: The Lesser Holidays. These are fun because they add in a little bit of joy to otherwise boring bits of … More Minor Holidays

Value Your Time

One of the things that His Noodliness talks about again and again in His bible is about valuing your time and your labor. For most people, if you really think about it, an hour of your life isn’t worth $8 or even $10 an hour. The corporations and the wealthy will try to convince you … More Value Your Time

Lesser Holidays

In addition to the High Holidays mentioned last week, there are also several Lesser Holidays in Pastafarianism. The Unitarian Church of Pasta is proud to tell you about our holidays and traditions! Lesser Holidays There are three lesser holidays, and each are a week long. During these weeks, you should endeavor to think about the … More Lesser Holidays

High Holidays

Today we will talk about the two High Holidays on the Pastafarian Calendar. Obviously there are quite a few holidays in Pastafarianism, but we’ll get to the rest another time. For now, His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster wishes The Unitarian Church of Pasta to celebrate two High Holidays. High Holidays Winter Pastamas Northern Hemisphere: … More High Holidays