Social Distancing

There have been a lot of reactions to the worldwide spread of the Corona Virus. Some people have panicked and hoarded supplies. Some are still going out and partying like it doesn’t matter. And still others are getting in fights on Facebook with random strangers about the Orange Ape and his response to this pandemic. … More Social Distancing

Minor Holidays

In the Unitarian Church of Pasta, we celebrate High Holidays, Lesser Holidays, and Minor Holidays. As we have talked about the others, it is now time to learn about His Noodliness’s favorite type of holiday: The Lesser Holidays. These are fun because they add in a little bit of joy to otherwise boring bits of … More Minor Holidays

Value Your Time

One of the things that His Noodliness talks about again and again in His bible is about valuing your time and your labor. For most people, if you really think about it, an hour of your life isn’t worth $8 or even $10 an hour. The corporations and the wealthy will try to convince you … More Value Your Time

His Birthday

Happy Birthday (6-25-18) to His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster! If you need ideas on gifts, see His Word in The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster; Dinner 2.0 wherein His Noodliness says that for His birthday, He wants you to do kind things for others. Please make sure to download His Book and … More His Birthday