It’s-Better-If-You-Dos “Never focus on the things you cannot have. If you are lactose intolerant, do not despair that you cannot have ravioli stuffed with cheese. Rather, be grateful that you can have spaghetti or vegan lasagna.” The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a negative god. He doesn’t want to load you down with commandments about … More From the Book of Tortellini