It’s-Better-If-You-Don’ts This is a list of things that the Flying Spaghetti Monster suggests you don’t do. Remember, he’s a positive god. Most of his wisdom is in the It’s-Better-If-You-Do section. However, there are a few things that the FSM wants to suggest that you don’t do. Cheat Sheet: 1. It’s Better If You Don’t Put … More Part Two of the Book of Tortellini