His Noodliness believes very strongly that sharing what you have with others is one of the best ways to worship him. It should be assumed that you need to take care of your own basic needs first. As they say on the plane: “Please put on your own oxygen mask before helping others.” However, once … More Sharing
One of the most important tenants of The Unitarian Church of Pasta is the understanding of science as a way to solve the puzzles of the world. His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster does have all of the answers. But, he got them through science just like humans are doing. Science answers questions like: What … More In Science We Trust
His Noodliness was spotted zooming through the night in North America. No word on what His business was there. Whatever He was up to, let us hope that He was successful. All glory to His Noodliness! R’amen!
The Unitarian Church of Pasta is based on the Holy Bible “The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dinner 2.0.” This new and improved recipe is the delicious Word set down by the prophet Violet Johnson, after she spoke to His Noodliness. Within the Holy Book, you will find many of the ideas that … More Holidays
The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster; Dinner 2.0 comes out in just a few short months. Of course, The Word of His Noodliness is what matters the most. However, the picture on the cover is what I am wondering about today. This is one of two that I have, and I can’t decide … More Cover of the Bible
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! 