It’s-Better-If-You-Don’ts This is a list of things that the Flying Spaghetti Monster suggests you don’t do. Remember, he’s a positive god. Most of his wisdom is in the It’s-Better-If-You-Do section. However, there are a few things that the FSM wants to suggest that you don’t do. Cheat Sheet: 1. It’s Better If You Don’t Put … More Part Two of the Book of Tortellini
In the Unitarian Church of Pasta, we celebrate High Holidays, Lesser Holidays, and Minor Holidays. As we have talked about the others, it is now time to learn about His Noodliness’s favorite type of holiday: The Lesser Holidays. These are fun because they add in a little bit of joy to otherwise boring bits of … More Minor Holidays
Today we will talk about the two High Holidays on the Pastafarian Calendar. Obviously there are quite a few holidays in Pastafarianism, but we’ll get to the rest another time. For now, His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster wishes The Unitarian Church of Pasta to celebrate two High Holidays. High Holidays Winter Pastamas Northern Hemisphere: … More High Holidays
In the Unitarian Church of Pasta, we celebrate High Holidays, Lesser Holidays, and Minor Holidays. As we have talked about the others, it is now time to learn about His Noodliness’s favorite type of holiday: The Lesser Holidays. These are fun because they add in a little bit of joy to otherwise boring bits of … More Minor Holidays
Today we will talk about the two High Holidays on the Pastafarian Calendar. Obviously there are quite a few holidays in Pastafarianism, but we’ll get to the rest another time. For now, His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster wishes The Unitarian Church of Pasta to celebrate two High Holidays. High Holidays Winter Pastamas Northern Hemisphere: … More High Holidays
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! 