If you are curious about the Unitarian Church of Pasta, the best thing to do would be to buy a bible and read through it. You may seek further clarification on His Facebook Page, if you fancy it.
However, for any press, you may want to contact the head of Public Relations for the Unitarian Church of Pasta:
unitarianchurchofpasta@gmail.com
Remember, we are not in direct contact with His Noodliness. He spoke to the profit in order to dictate the bible, but that is the only contact we had with Him. Fans and believers send in pictures when He is sighted, but that is all we know about His current whereabouts.
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you, R’amen!
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! 