We all know that relaxed people are healthy people, and that means taking vacations! Pastafarianism has you covered with a holiday for every occasion.
You don’t have to openly celebrate all of them, but they are there if you need them.
Note: They do vary based on your hemisphere, so pay close attention to what you should celebrate Pastamas and Pasitval in your location.
May the blessings of His Noodliness be upon you! 